Barron Trump’s Life Journey: Yes, the Whole 15 Years!

The Trump family has been around for a while, and to say that they have money would be an understatement of the decade. We’ve seen Donald, his wife Melania, and his daughter Ivanka accomplish political, business, and personal goals we could only dream about. But what about the youngest family member — Barron Trump?

Let’s see what the little sprout has been up to!

1. Barron’s first day in New York City

The boy first saw Big Apple on March 20, 2006, which is when he was actually born. What’s funny is that Barron was Melania’s first child, but not Donald’s. And she also wasn’t technically a US citizen until July, 2006. This means that Barron became an American even before his mom did.

2. The origin of the Little Donald nickname

As Barron was growing up, he always looked up to his father. All kids do, but since he was five years old, baby Barron kept telling his mom exactly what he wanted — to be like his daddy. This desire was reflected in the boy’s creative capabilities and a great memory. Just like his father! Hence, the cute little nickname, which could potentially be too awkward to ever be mentioned after the boy becomes a man — little Donald.

3. Loaded from the start!

As mentioned previously, the Trumps are rich as hell, which makes their lives so much easier, even when there’s a baby in the family. And let’s not forget that being loaded means you have wealthy friends who want to one-up each other, so the baby in question gets showered with presents like golden strollers, giant plush dogs, and other unnecessarily lavish gifts. Oh, and he got a whole floor in the Trump apartment on 5th Ave. in New York, which included a nursery, kitchen, living room, and quarters for a nanny. That’s pretty good for a baby.

4. Is Barron secretly a jock?

During his teenage years, little Donald was obsessed with football (or soccer, if you’re into that). One football club, in particular, was his all-time favorite — FC Arsenal. Barron used to rock their jersey all the time. And when he realized there were FCs in the DC area, he signed up without hesitation! His daddy, however, didn’t seem to be very enthusiastic about this possible career path for his son, but he wasn’t against it either.

5. Barron’s White House era

What was it like to be a youngster in the White House? In short, and from what we know, — not all that great. First off, Barron was quite shocked by the photo of Kathy Griffin holding his father’s chopped-off head. The boy was only 11; you can’t expect much from kids of that age. Shortly after, Katie Rich flat out stated that “Barron will be this country’s first homeschool shooter.” Touch some grass, woman, he’s only eleven! Of course, the public stood up for this nonsense.

6. Barron had Covid

The whole world collectively gasped in disbelief when the news broke out of Barron Trump catching Covid, mere days after his parents were diagnosed with the same illness. Luckily, the virus didn’t give the boy much trouble, but it did make Melania extremely worried, as the symptoms were all over the spectrum. She treated Barron with vitamins and healthy snacks instead of pills, but he did get better fast despite all that.

7. Where is Barron now?

After the presidential election in 2021, Barron was finally able to live a normal rich boy’s life in Florida, where paparazzi would only occasionally ruin his day. You may have heard of Oxford and Cambridge, but Barron got the best of both worlds — the Oxbridge Academy, located in Palm Beach. Naturally, money isn’t an issue for the Trumps, so what’s $35k going to change for their budget? And now Barron is getting the best education, hopefully, and can try out the flight simulator installed in the school whenever he wants to.

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